Clearly Bearded Paper

pileofknives:

kingisthetitle:
thecobrasnakee:
I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate
she sounds so disappointed in herself 😂
Beyoncé makes you ramen noodles, they’re somehow burnt and frozen. You get food poisoning. It’s the best meal you’ve ever had.

flopness:

ch-ords:
I’m With You // Avril Lavigne

angel-breaker:

flightyfinch:

damnselfly:
flightyfinch:
my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot
… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?
i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland
these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

silkymilkysunshine:

56blogsstillcrazy:
IF I CATCH ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKER TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF I’M FUCKING BEATING THEY ASS..
Lmfaooooo omg

star-of-wormwood:

rnyfh:
From Renaissance Nude Paintings to Postmodern Water-Balloon-Tiddy Hentai Art: How Men’s Portrayal of the Female Anatomy Went From Bad to Diabolical & Why Men Should Be Banned From Drawing Women Forever
where do i buy this

riahchan:

scullylikesscience:
salparadisewasright:
paulryanfatnutsjutsu:
Hold me closer tiny bastard
Originally posted by daughterofwinterfell
Originally posted by lady-questfire

lieutenant-sapphic:

the-pesci-mode:
acoolguy:
he’s licking his lips…
he’s checking it twice…
Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head

mjalti:

shedding my human skin and becoming an intangible ball of light

horrorgay:

Hot take: GO VOTE
Hottest take: the government wouldn’t be trying to suppress left leaning votes or votes of minorities if they didn’t matter :) go vote :) the more the left votes, the more we can move left with the country.